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As this hiatus slowly goes by, it gives us time to re-watch some of our favourite Castle moments. It’s hard to believe we are almost one month away from September 19th! I’m sure in a couple weeks ABC will release the promo for the first episode, as it did last year.
Well, let´s get to the point. Here are a few quotes that really make me love Castle.
Beckett: Castle was just giving us the psychological insight based on his extensive experience as a fraud.
Castle: Meow! — (204 – Fool Me Once)
Beckett: Where is my broom? — (210 – One Man´s Treasure)
Castle: Sam I am. In a box. With a fox. — (216 – The Mistress Always Spanks Twice)
What are your favorite quotes?
About Cla452
“Alakazam, jackass.” – Beckett (312 – Poof! You’re Dead)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!!!! love it!! i loved that episode
then again i love all the episodes
Very hard to pick just one, but this is my favorite, too.
it’s my favorite quote too, i loved that episode! : )
Castle: You know any good tricks?
Beckett: I do this one thing – with ice cubes.
(312 – Poof! You’re Dead)
Castle: “You put your hand in my pocket and I didn’t even feel it? Do it again!” (312 Poof! You’re Dead)
That ones probably my favourite!
That was hilarious!!!! Fav castle stupid moment!!!! Wait aren’t all of his moments stupid!!! Lol love Castle!!!!!! Fav show ever!!!!!! Love Nathan and Stana!!!
Well, as my nick says….She took my coffee Castle! (3×11 Nikki Heat)
Beckett: “If it wasn’t for you, I would never have found my mom’s killer. And some day soon I’m gonna find the sons of bitches who had him kill her. And I would like you around when I do. And if you tell anyone what I’m about to say there’s gonna be another shooting, but…I’ve gotten used to you pulling my pigtails. I have a hard job, Castle, and having you around makes it a little more fun.” (213 Sucker Punch)
Natalie: “Kate, is Castle gay?”
Nikki Heat 3:11
My TOP 18 favourites were:
1- Is CASTLE a gay?(Nikki Heat)
2- She took my coffee Castle!(Nokki Heat)
3- Stay with me ! I love you kate , i Love you(knockdown)
4- Castle: They’re going to kill you Kate, and if you don’t care about that, please think about how that’s going to affect the people who love you. You really want to put your dad through that? What about Josh?
Beckett: And what about you Rick?
Castle: Well of course I don’t want anything to happen to you. I’m your partner, I’m your friend.
Beckett: Is that what we are?
Castle: You know what? I don’t know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each others arms, but we never talk about it. So no, I got no clue what we are. I know I don’t want to see you throw your life away (knockdown)
5- Mr. Beckett: Unless you’re a lot dumber than you look, you care about her too. Don’t let her throw her life away.
6- Beckett: Poke you? I want to kiss you (to love and die in L.A)
7-Castle: Worried you can’t control yourself when we’re alone?
Beckett: It’s not me that I’m worried about (to love and die in LA)
8-Castle:Never… Ever… call me kitten.
Castle:When her blood sugar gets low she gets a little cranky.
Beckett:Zip it kitten.(To Love ANd Die In LA)
9-Castle to Beckett: I want you all to myself. If that makes me petty, so be it.(Dead pool)
10-Esposito: Bro, you’re not Castle, stop trying to talk like him.(law and murder)
11-Castle: She’s dead really only has the one meaning.(one life to loose)
12-Castle: Esplanie. Lanie and Esposito. Like Fox-Can. We can call them Esplanie, which is perfect because they are always explaining things. (one life to loose)
13-Beckett: I just wish this was one of your books and you could rewrite the ending.
Beckett: As a cop, I always thought I’d take a bullet. Not freeze to death.
Beckett: Castle, I could use a silver lining right now.(count Down)
14-Beckett: I wish that I had someone who could be there for me and I could be there for him and we could do it together.
Castle: With one foot out the door, it’s hard to know where you stand.
Castle: For reasons too disturbing to mention, I find that hot.(Setup)
15-Esposito [on Castle and Beckett]: Mom and Dad are fighting.(the finall nail)
16-Castle: Three armed cops and a writer makes four, you’re under arrest so get on the floor.(Lucky Stiff)
17- Kate: Look I signed up for this when I put that badge on. You didn’t. It’s not your fight.
Rick: The hell it isn’t. I don’t run around you just to annoy you, I don’t write up murder scenes in the middle of the night to satisfy some morbid curiosity. If that’s all this was I would have quit a long time ago.
Kate: Then why do you keep coming back Rick?(knock down)
18-Rick: So I wear boxers, what do you wear? Thong? Cheekies? Come on I told you mine! Bloomers? Granny panties? Commando!?(punked)
“14-Beckett: I wish that I had someone who could be there for me and I could be there for him and we could do it together.”
Not quite written correctly. The line is:
“I just wish that I had someone who could be there for me and I could be there for him and we could dive into it together”
mine too : )
15-Esposito [on Castle and Beckett]: Mom and Dad are fighting.(the finall nail)
I love that. “Mom and Dad”. Esposito is really cute.
Ryan:”hows the weather over there”
Beckett: “Sunny with a chance of ass kickin”
(To Live and Die in LA)
this one is one of my favs too I always wish I had an occasion to use it lol
Beckett: “We have procedure. Protocol.”
Castle: “Yeah, and you always come to a complete stop at a red light and you never fudge your taxes. Tell me something: do you ever have any fun? Let your hair down? Drop your top? A little “cops gone wild”?”
Beckett: “You do know that I’m wearing a gun?”
(101 Flowers For Your Grave)
Beckett: [to Montgomery about Castle] “Sir, he is like a nine-year-old on a sugar rush totally incapable of taking anything seriously.”
(101 Flowers For Your Grave)
Beckett: “The next time you show up at a crime scene without me, I’ll show you how my taser works.”
Castle: “Promise?”
(107 Home Is Where The Heart Stops)
Beckett: “Oh, do you want to see grumpy? How about the cover art for your new novel?”
Castle: “Nikki Heat cover art? That’s only available to… [Beckett starts walking away] oh my god, you subscribed to my website. Wait a minute… are you castlefreak1212? Castlelover45?”
Beckett: “You do realize that most people would be creeped by crazy anonymous fans?”
Castle: “Like you?”
Beckett: “It was strictly professional curiosity.”
Castle: “So what did you think of your alter ego Nikki? Very sweet, right?”
Beckett: “Sweet? She’s naked!”
Castle: “She’s not naked! She’s holding a gun… strategically.”
(109 Little Girl Lost)
Beckett and Castle find the plastic surgeon’s office; she and Castle walk past a well-endowed woman. Castle stares.
Beckett: “Well, this must be the place. [Clears throat] What is it with men and boobs, anyway?”
Castle: “Biological. We can’t help it.”
Beckett: “But doesn’t it bother you that they’re so obviously not real?”
Castle: “Santa’s not real. We still love opening his presents.”
(110 A Death In The Family)
Beckett: [to Lanie who is examining a body in a tree] “How’s it going up there?”
Lanie: “I got tree branches poking my boobs and a spotlight shining up my bootie.”
Esposito: “Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.”
Lanie: [pause] “When I come down, Im’ma smack you.”
Esposito: “I’m looking forward to that.”
(201 Deep In Death)
Montgomery: “An FBI profile was as close as we came to ID-ing a suspect. Feds say he’s a white male, 25 to 45 years old.”
Castle: [to Beckett] “Could be me.”
Montgomery: “Has a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.”
Castle: “Still me.”
Montgomery: “He has a menial, unimportant job.”
Beckett: [to Castle] “Definitely you.”
Castle: “Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito.” [Beckett glares at Castle]
(306 3XK)
Esposito: [walking up and checking out the injection marks on Beckett and Castle's necks]abducted by government agents, huh. [grins] Come on. What were you two really doing?”
Beckett: [rolls eyes] “It’s not a hickey, Esposito.”
Esposito: “You both have one.”
Castle: “I wish it was a hickey. [Beckett looks up with a small smile] It’s from the injectors.”
Esposito: “Is that what the kids are calling it these days?”
Castle: “They were Men in Black.”
[Ryan walks up to Castle, Beckett, and Esposito]
Ryan: “Hey. Are those hickeys?”
Esposito: “Yes.”
Beckett: “No.”
Castle: “I wish.”
(309 Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind)
Beckett: “Thank you for having my back in there.”
Castle: “Always.”
Castle: “Thank you.”
Beckett: “Always.”
i tottally agree but i have to say that 309 is missing a very valuable last quote…
Ryan: Okay
I agree!! Lol love ur pic!!! O.C.D I have it too!!!! I’m sooo obsessed too!! I watch it every single day!!!!! I have seasons 1-3 on DVD and aloof season 4 recorded!!!! My mom and friends always make fun of me about it!!!
Season 3 eps 18
Castle : everyone has an alibi
Beckett : well somebody outhere doesn’t and we are gonna find them
Castle : (looking at his watch) haah maybe we should sleep on it
Beckett : *with a courious smile*
Castle : (looking at Beckett) separately…! Katherine Beckett i never…..
Beckett : smiled
*love beckett’s expression*
THAT WAS AMAZING!
-Castle
3×13 after the kiss.
Anybody else have a bad feeling about this?
-Beckett
(Ryan and Esposito raise their hands.)
2×01 in the van.
This is NOT a Castle quote from any of the series, but I would love for Castle to utter these words to Kate when he and Josh get into a high decibel fight over her.
Josh – “Kate and I are in a solid relationship – and I’d like you to butt out of her life!”
Castle – (turning to Kate) and gazing into her eyes – as is usual, says – “Kate do you want me out of your life as he is suggesting? , because what you and I have Kate is scarce to find, it is unique, it cannot be bottled and purchased over the counter at Walmart!. So if you want to sacrifice that, then I will leave whilst cherishing all our precious memories. He may be the greatest cardiac surgeon Kate, but he will never be able to take out of your heart that special place I possess, and don’t bother to deny it Kate, I recognise it because you possess exactly the same place in my heart.”
Well that is my dream quote, and the Castle writing team are mainly responsible for it, because somehow they have produced a melodramatic, all consumming relationship between Castle and Beckett that is indeed unique, and adorable – haha! Well done writers and keep it up please.
OMG that would be amazing!!!!!! I wish they’d just admit it to each other that they love them!!!! But if u think about it, if they got together (I wish!!!) what would happen to Castle if they broke up???? Would he stay and there be an awkward vibe between Castle and Beckett? I still want them to get together tho!!!!! CASKETT 4EVER!!!!!!!<33333333
Castle 2 Beckett
If you makes you feel any better, i’d be happy 2 let u spank me
Season1 Ep 1 – Flowers fro your grave
Castle: You know, I have one; not as cool as you’d think.
Esposito: Yeah, but they’re hella fast.
Castle: As fast as any other car in rush hour traffic.
season 3 episode 14 ‘Lucky Stiff’
I really want kate to taser someone
Castle: It’s raining men
Laney: Castle, what are you doing here?
Beckett: Don’t worry. We’re still mad at him.
Ryan(to Esposito): Guy in a tree, mom and dad bickering. Seems like old times.
Beckett: How’s it going up there?
Laney: I got tree branches poking my boobs, and spotlights shining up my booty.
Esposito: Could be worse. You could be wearing a skirt.
/201Deep In Death
Love it when they’re all bickering
Actually 201 is my favorite episode. It contains a lot of classic quotes, the sexy moves of both castle and beckett(on their missions in Chinatown, Beckett was so hot and lovely), castle’s apology and their back-together. It makes me crazy every time I see this episod!!!!
i like right after this
lanie I am gonna slap you
esposito I look forward to that
haha..yeah right.
And the beginning part of every episode in season2:
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Sychopath and mystery writers. I’m the kind that pays better. Who am I? “I’m Rick Castle.” “Castle.” “Castle.” “I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?” Every writer needs insperation, and I’ve found mine. “Detective Kate Beckett.” “Beckett.” “Beckett.” “Nikki Heat?” “The character he’s basing on you!” And thanks to my friendship with the mayor, I get to be on her case. “I would be happy to let you spank me.” And together we catch killers. “We make a pretty good team, you know? Like Starsky and Hutch. Turner and Hooch.” “You do remind me a little of Hooch.”
I can recite this part.:D
Me too!!!!! I can recite the one fro season 2 and part of 3 too!!!!!
Beckett: Why is it so important to you that I believe all this stuff about fates, psychics, and Santa Claus?
Castle: Because, if you don’t even believe in the possibility of magic, you will never ever find it.
castle I am here to protect you
beckett what with your vast arsenal of rapier witt?
castle that is ironic on so many levels (pause) nope just two
OK, I can’t atand it anymore, just ordered all the DVD’s. Reading the quotes and remembering the episodes makes me want to watch them again before 9-19. There are only 2 TV series where I watch the episodes more than once – Castle and Covert Affairs. As good as The Good Wife is, once is enough. Castle? I record them all to watch a second time. 3×24 is still on the DVR to watch just before 4×1 airs.
3×24 is still on my DVR also. Gonna watch it. on 9-19 during the kids nap so I will be ready for 4×1. My husband complains about it taking up space but too bad for him. Lol
i cant remember what episode its on but its one of my favourites:
3 armed cops and writer makes four
you’re under arrest so get on the floor
such a classic
Thats one of my favs!!!!! Its called Lucky Stiff
I have now been inspired to create some sort of art piece with all of the best quotes from castle. Probably the shorter ones but some might be long. Tweet me with any suggestions, (preferably with the episode and season number and the episode name) at mrsCastlebAby if u want to! this probably will take awhile so DO NOT expect emediant (bad spelling, i know) results.