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Favorite Castle jokes or one-liners
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September 11, 2012 - 6:58 am

i was just wondering what some of your favorite castle jokes are one of mine is

in heroes and villains when castle says hes half the man he used to be

 

so what are some of yourspopcorn

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September 11, 2012 - 8:01 am
Castle: So, what's the most unusual pet you've ever had?
Beckett: "You."
(Season III, Episode 8: "Murder Most Fowl")
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September 11, 2012 - 8:04 am

Mutha, that was a good one, thanks for refreshing my memory !!thumbsupgrin

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September 11, 2012 - 8:36 am

There are a lot of good quotes in  The Mistress Always Spanks Twice ! Season2 Episode 16

 

http://castlefans.org/wiki/ind.....anks_Twice

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September 11, 2012 - 8:39 am

castle_fan16 said
i was just wondering what some of your favorite castle jokes are one of mine is

The pet line mutha mentioned and a couple more:

1x09 Kate: She’s.. NAKED!
        Castle: She’s not naked, she’s holding a gun, strategically.

3x11 Esposito: What you guys doing?

         Ryan: Hiding from creepy Beckett.

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September 11, 2012 - 8:41 am

In "Under the Gun" when Ryan and Esposito are walking thru the cemetary - talking about how if this was a horror movie they'd be the first to die because they split off from C&B. Espo goes on about how they are highly trained cops and have enough fire power to kill a hoard of zombies...

Then Ryan has the great line - "Hispanic and cocky, yeah, you're definitely the first to go"... Still makes me laugh just typing it.

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September 11, 2012 - 9:20 am

1x09  "Little Girl Lost"

 

BECKETT:  "It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?"

CASTLE: "Would you be jealous if I were?"

BECKETT: "In your dreams."

CASTLE: "Actually, in my dreams you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join[ed in]..."

[Beckett shoves her bear claw into his mouth.]

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September 11, 2012 - 9:23 am

3x09 "Close Encounters of a Murderous Kind"

 

RYAN:  "Hey. Those hickeys?"

ESPOSITO:  "Yes."

BECKETT:  "No."

CASTLE:  "I wish."

RYAN:  "Okay."

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September 11, 2012 - 10:47 am

Celine said

There are a lot of good quotes in  The Mistress Always Spanks Twice ! Season2 Episode 16

 

http://castlefans.org/wiki/ind.....anks_Twice

I have to add to that summary:

"Lady Irena's House of Pain- conveniently located for all your lunch time spanking needs" grin

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September 11, 2012 - 10:53 am

2x17

Ryan: Witness. Refuses. To. Cooperate.

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The universe loves irony.

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September 11, 2012 - 11:29 am

I like it when Beckett says
"we have a song Castle"
"Really"
"Yes, you talk too much, by Clarence Carter" . grin

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September 11, 2012 - 11:35 am

Syzygy said
2x17

Ryan: Witness. Refuses. To. Cooperate.

grin

LOVE THAT SCENE!!! kiss

(Esposito:  "Pancakes is not just breakfast!  It's an edible way of saying 'thank you so much for last night'!"

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September 11, 2012 - 11:41 am

From 1x07: Home is Where the Heart Stops

Beckett: It’s not a duel, Scaramouche. Here (holds Castle’s shoulders and moves him into proper shooting position). Square off to target. Feet shoulder-distance apart. OK, gauntlet your right fist in your left palm.
(Beckett reaches around Castle's body to properly position his hands on the gun. Castle aims, fires, and misses the target completely)
Castle: Whoa! Shot too soon.
Beckett: Yeah, well. You know we could always just cuddle Castle. blush

 

Oh yeah another one ... this time from 3x09: Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind

Beckett: Please, lets just stick this in and get it over with.

point of clarification - she was taking about a CD/DVD and putting it into a computer to view its contents.

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September 11, 2012 - 2:12 pm

Oh, that's hard to decide. First I agree with every line above. grin I have a few but I can't remember them all at once (they come to me from time to time without any help smile).

I love from "Deep in Death" (2x01):

Espo: "Hey, Beckett, how come you don't wear a unifrom like that?"
Beckett: "Because I don't want to get paid in singles" grin

The whole scene is great. smile

Then from "A Rose For Everafter", 2x12:

Beckett: "When I'm not around do you guys braid each others hair and debate who is the coolest Jonas Brother?"
Espo: "No." zu Ryan: "But it's totally Nick"

Ryan: "Yeah."

Espo: "Joe is the cute one."

Ryan: "Yeah... and Kevin?"

Haha, I love that. smile There are so many others but for now that's enough I'd say. wink

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September 11, 2012 - 2:27 pm

Just reading everyone's posts here, and a voice inside :  I miss them so much, what are Marlowe and co are getting for us !!

Even more memorable quotes...

September 24 th- 25th will never come too fast !!run

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