-Sit at a desk and immediately feel like Beckett

-When you hear the words Turner and Hooch and you say "you do remind me a little of Hooch"

-Think, "I wonder what will happen with Esposito and Lanie. Actually, I wonder what will happen on Castle. Actually, I just wanna watch Castle."

-Get excited when you hear "there are two kinds of people…."

- Decide to randomly make a Castle poll at 5 in the morning

-Get so excited when you hear the syllable "Beck" but it turns out they were talking about Kate Beckinsdale or David Beckham

-Make up random sayings such as "Esplanie to me how we are going to get Alexey into the Casckett before Renny finds out"

Guilty of all charges[: